Confessions of a wannabe comic.

Ok, I finally did it.

I was in Wal-Mart's pharmacy yesterday getting a prescription, and it was raining cats & dogs, so my coat was all spotted with water drops. I was standing there and one of the cashiers said, "Is it still raining outside?"

I looked down at my coat then back up at her and said, "Uh, nope, I just got out of the shower.... here's your sign." and I laughed....

She looked a little perplexed (as IF she didn't know Bill Engvall) and said, "Well, I thought maybe you were walking around in the store..." ??HUH?-soaking wet??

So I said, "No, the showers in the store are broken."

I couldn't help it... I repent.

Until next time... heh-heh.